| How can you tell someone is shady? Just look for the signs....... |
| Anyone who goes Greyhound..... Shady Shit! |
| Anyone who still on Myspace..... Shady Shit! |
| Anyone from Florida....... Shady Shit! |
| Anyone over 30 still riding a Huffy...... Shady Shit! |
| Chicks who throw out their own area code................Shady Shit! |
| Anyone into the Insane Clown Posse........Shady Shit! |
| Couples rocking the same haircut........Shady Shit! |
| Anyone who knows their miranda rights verbatim........Shady Shit! |
| Anyone who wears glasses but doesn't really need them....shady...well not so much shady just more like you're a D-bag!!! |
| Anyone with the word "LIL' in their name..... Shady Shit or should I say that's a little shady! |
| Grown women who still owns stuff animals......Shady Shit! |
| Anyone on Team Snooki.....Shady Shit! |
| Anyone who still celebrates Ronald Reagan's birthday...... Shady Shit! |
| Guys who wear leather pants.........Shady Shit! |
| Any movie that's plot involves going to NYC....shady shit or maybe it's just shitty shit! |
| * This shady shit rule excludes any movie made before 1990! |
| Any guy wearing a fur coat... pimps, rappers or figure skaters.....Shady Shit! |
| Anyone hitchhiking..........Shady Shit! |
| Any one with two cellphones.....Shady Shit! |
| One's your "take care your business" phone and the other one's your "Shady Shit" phone! |
| Anyone in a Militia..... Shady Shit! |
| Guys wearing headbands........Shady Shit! |
| Cops with Tattoos sleaves.............. Shady Shit! |
| The guy @ the bachelor party who only wants a hug from the stripper..... shady shit! |
| Cool Moms.....shady shit....... |
| .....I mean don't get me wrong I'd totally hit it but their still freaking shady! |
| If you own a police scanner but you're not in law enforcement.......Shady Shit! |
| Asians wearing sunglasses.......Shady Shit! Always, whether they're playing poker, in the Yakuza, or bad guys in kung fu flicks it's always shady shit! |
| Anyone from (909)........ Shady Shit! |
| Anyone who is a self proclaimed "Expert in the Paranormal!".........Shady Shit! |
| White Girls with Cornrows...shady shit! |
| Anybody who owns a sword.....Shady Shit! |
| Anyone blinging gold teeth....shady shit! |
| Anyone who drives an Ice Cream Truck....Shady Shit! |
| Any guy who's got a tattoos on the small of his back...........Shady Shit! |
| Anyone who is a Nudist.....Shady shit! |
| Anyone who wears a suit on TV........ |
| Politician, Televangelist, Weathermen... |
| Anyone with a tattoo on their forehead....... Shady Shit! |
| Anyone wearing an Oakland Raiders' jersey......Shady Shit! |
| Anyone who brings Mike's Hard Lemonade to a party! |
| Anyone over 15 still in the boys scouts....the some shady creepy shit! |
| Any lawyer with a ponytail...Shady shit! |
| Anyone rocking a boombox...... shady shit! |
| Anyone with a Tattoo of Jesus...what are you trying to put the Ja Diddy on speed dial? Shady Shit! |
| Anyone using a pay phone.......Shady Shit! |
| Chicks who date guys in Cover bands... Shady shit! What's next are you going to start blowing guy who are good @ Guitar Hero? |
| If you wikipedia porn stars..... thats some shady shit! |
| Anyone who goes to the strip bar for the buffet.........Shady Shit! |
| if you've watched Scarface more than 5 times.........Shady shit! |
| Anyone who has a picture of a sunset as their Facebook profile pic......Shady Shit! |
| White guys who always wear khaki pants......Serial Killers.... |
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